the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
Villains that are fascinating but also have enough qualities to make them sympathetic and worthy of a redemption arc are the best.
And then there are some villains that are just fucking monsters and I want to savor their depravity and watch them descend to even deeper and darker things.
life changing, i tell you
apparently his wife scoots too
and his daughter
where has this knowledge existed all my life
hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman
he’s a very serious man
night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
It would explain nessie
Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.
yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.